When I think of the Cleveland Browns, all I can think of is the movie "Jaws".

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

Just when Browns fans thought a new regime of president, GM and coach, you could enjoy Sundays again, you get ... 2011.

Only in Cleveland, right?

What a mess. What a trainwreck. What a murky, dangerous ocean to wade back into as a fan of the team in the orange helmets.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

A Madden cover boy who can't stay healthy. An offensive line that is more sieve than wall. A QB who has no wide receiver he can count on. A defense that can't stop the run. And apparently a medical staff that may or may not be in tune with the NFL mandate on checking for a concussion - allegedly.

Other than that, how are you enjoying this football season at 4-9?

Browns fans, maybe it is better if you just stay out of the water all together and root for the Cleveland State Vikings basketball team.

Or else, be warned, you might get bitten in half.

Only in Cleveland, where there aren't any sharks in Lake Erie (I am assuming) but there is plenty of bad football.

-BTilton@News-Herald.com